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Deane gives you some humorous incite into the intellegence of people who live in Florida. Chris hopes you enjoy it as much as he did.

                    

                       FLORIDA'S FUNNY PEOPLE

Stupid Florida Crimes

 

Bad milkshake

Three men exploded a small bomb inside a Florida McDonald's because they were angry over a bad milkshake. No one was hurt. They were arrested on felony charges of making and discharging a destructive device.

Chainsaw robbery

A woman was arrested for robbery of a Florida Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an electric chainsaw, which was not plugged in.

Four frozen cadavers

A Florida man was ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. In Court he claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted. The judged ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.

Brassiere on his head

A florida man broke into a couple's home, tied them up, threaten them, and walked out with a brassiere on his head. His attorney entered a 'not guilty' plea for him based on astrological forces. The lawyer maintained that the position of the stars at the time of his client's birth caused him to commit the crime.

Man is Home Wrecker

Police charged a Florida man with grand theft auto, reckless driving and driving with a suspended license after he crashed a SUV belonging to a friend into this home.

 

Some Laughable Florida Photos

 

Florida has lots of older drivers involved in fatal accidents. A lot of old people in Florida continue to drive without their driver's license. They can't afford to buy a golf cart or motorized wheelchair, so they figure they will not get caught by police for driving without driver's license. This type of accident can result.

What is the Florida State Bird?  Construction Crane

 

Many OLDER        drivers accidentally       drive into lakes, rivers, canals.

Chris who is a senior himelf, had a few or his senior friends over for a refresher course in parking

 

Some Silly Florida Signs

   

                                   These Florida BIRDS ignore the sign below

            

  

                                         Typical Florida STREET SIGNS

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